My first book was published in New York City in 1994, brokered by a real literary agent, back when this was the only route to readers.
Sweet Talkers (Words from the Mouth of a Pay-to-Say Girl) was an outspoken chronicle of an actual phone-sex business and the masturbatory fantasies it was based upon. The book went to paperback in 1997 then slipped out of print. It has been an online collectible for over fifteen years.
Jamie is the narrator, the alter-ego who runs the tele-erotic business meaning she trains the operators and works the line and interviews potential talent by getting frisky to see if they can follow. She is the seminal voice (how could I resist?). The dual punch of literal call diary excerpts like this:
Noon to 4 p.m. on a Wednesday in February
12:02 Relieve Helen; 12:04 silent; 12:06 silent; 12:16
silent;; 12:29-30 how’s your pussy?; 12:32-33 silent;
12:42 silent; 12:59-1:08 interview style, graphic
technique; 1:??-12 do you do girls? same caller,
slow to interact; 1:13 silent; 1:19-26 5’10”, 165#, has
girlfriend, masturbation; 1:28-29 new caller, couple
of questions; 1:30-31 b.j.; 1:34-35 background
a-hems to a provocative but discreet come-on from
me; 1:36-40 1st call, kind of different, might like a
moaner; 1:47-56 hard to hear, either ‘what sex’ or
‘butt sex’; 1:57-2:03 Hawaii, lucky there, sexy talk
until he thanks me a lot; multi-listeners through
both connections, all scatter when talker departs;
2:10-19 young, kissing style, sensuous, lots of girls,
good body, work out (well-defined), great “cut
up” stomach, 5’9”, 165#, 8% body fat, bone hard,
likes long sessions, quickies OK; 2:20-27 no jack
off, problem is he likes sex, gets too wound up, b.j.
standing up, doesn’t eat out unclean crotch, bathe
in oils to massage; 2:34-43 creeeeeeek, silent!; 2:36-
43 hello, sexy talk with listeners, let’s all scream
together?; 2:44 hello, click; 2:49-58 called back, love
dog, use images later, big dick is a problem (9”), likes
to listen; 2:59-3:08 fuck scene, big dick, relate to real
fuck, needs wide hipped, deep cunted female, loves
to hear about big cunts (hand fit the glove); 3:27-
?? silent; 3:18-25 pretend to be wife being eaten by
someone else since he won’t BUT THEN HE DOES;
3:29-33 one talker, not much feedback, 2 silent; 3:34
someone still on??; 3:35-37 cock in hand, would
gladly feed it to me; 3:??-28 silent or hangup; 3:53-
4:02 was male model for bachelorette party, six gals,
6’2”, blond, 180#, 25-30 year old “audience,” couple
of hours, tie on bed for pics but stuck thermometer
in his prick, didn’t hurt at all (!?), (bride-to-be didn’t
play); 4:00 Sybil arrives, what’s a gigolo, caller said it
wasn’t a man who seduces women for their money
or prestige… reassured her he was wrong.
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and re-created phone calls like this:
“I’m back, it’s me, Steve.”
“Hi, buddy. What’s happening in the video now?”
“The redhead is on her knees sucking the black dude while the
white guy fingers her ass, she’s got great tits, bouncy.”
“That turn you on?”
“Oh, yeah, three-somes! It’s my all-time fantasy.”
“Pretend I look like the redhead if you like, imagine your hands
on my body.”
“Jamie, get on your back, OK?”
“OK, hold on, yeah, I’m on the bed, on my back. I’m naked.”
“Lift your knees and spread them, wide, real wide, until it
almost hurts, yes, spread ‘em, I just want to look at your pussy, I
stop the video at the cunt shots, I love women!”
“I’ve got a muscular pussy, pink-lipped, large and well-defined,
with a thick patch of black pubic hair I keep trimmed.”
“I could play with you for hours, like we could watch videos and
I’d just stroke you.”
“I get so wet, Steve, sticky-sweet and sexy. Run your finger
down the slit, right into my secret hole, the one I dare to show
you… think of my hands on my thighs spreading wide for you so
you can see it, feel it.”
“I fast-forwarded to a cum scene, Jamie, I’ve watched it a million
times, she’s masturbating on her back with her knees open, the
camera is right there! You can see her whole body get rigid, she
gets so close… I know what she’s feeling!”
“Imagine me just like that with you as the camera, you are
filming it for your imagination, you can see me open and inviting
you closer, my cunt-hole is dripping I’m so excited, and my fingers
are shoving my mound around, making my clit throb, my hips are
lifting off the bed, you zoom in closer…”
“Ohhh, yeahhh, I zoom in closer…”
“You see it happen, you have captured it forever…”
“I watch it, close up, tight, you come in my face, right in my
face, I can feel you come.”
“Such a pretty pussy, she likes you.”
“Ohh, I can’t thank you enough, especially that zoom-thing, it
was perfect.”
“Darlin’, you can direct me anytime. Remember me when
you’re watching videos, OK?”
“You bet, Jamie, you bet I will. Bye, ‘till next time.”
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and commentary like this:
People will ask me if I talk like this to my lovers. Repeat after
me, people: Jamie is a character, and, as part of her character,
then, yes, lovers are talked to this way.
…
Only one caller has admitted to having a “love doll,” a life-size
plastic surrogate love-object, and I didn’t hear that until after I’d
worked over 1,000 hours on the line. He said it was no good on
top, no pressure, but was OK to lay on top of and hump into… it
wasn’t as if he TALKED to it, after all.
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earned the book critical praise and reader enthusiasm. Here’s what readers have told me:
“I read it one-handed.”
“Wore it out. Bought a replacement (and a spare).”
“Filthy. Positively filthy. Thank you!”
“This isn’t a book, it’s a film-treatment with dialog included. If you can cast the right Jamie, everybody else plays a cameo.””
“It’s a bedside reader for sure; I keep mine in the nightstand with the toys!”
“So many hilarious beautiful words pinpointing that singular feeling of passionate release.”
“Loved it, didn’t think I would but I very much did!”
“I want to recommend it but I’m not sure who to, it’s really steamy and kind of sweet.”
I’m 20 pages in and can’t put the book down. This is getting me all kinds of wild!
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Spurred on by the moderate success of this non-fiction porn book, I authored over a dozen books while trying to figure out a gateway to rowdier readers. Publish-on-Demand is the answer for me. It takes about 90 days to bring a finished manuscript to book form including cover design and interior proofs. I’ve got book #11 in production now. CreateSpace.com allows me to “bank” book masters for print and Kindle while I promote the collection of adults-only and all-age narrative fiction. Priced to share.
Jamie lives on in all the books, she’s sassy and wise and oddly thoughtful. She channels all those guys who told her what they wanted, what they really really wanted, was for somebody to want them.
KathleenK.xxx for rowdier readers
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RowdierReaders.com – Be the Transceiver – For collectors of Curiosa – KathleenKBooks.com
Rowdier readers self-identify so if you continue reading here there is a good chance you at least have the graciousness to entertain a new idea. You have an open channel, not all channels of course, and not at your deep risk, but you will allow the foreign and the unknown to intrude to that first hurdle: it’s an incoming thought and you have let it in, behind your eyes now, and for that moment you have a different outlook. This collection of graphic writing joins books from many other creators, and all must be absorbed from the page for maximum impact. Reach out as readers, reinforce the enrichment of scanning words into the brain. Writers know you are treasures.
Fear of thinking, most specifically deep thinking, limits amateur readers who have not developed a framework for what they read so if something doesn’t fit in the few categories they do admit then the idea is discarded. Volley over, signal drops, no presence. Dead End. What a dull world it would be if we were all like that.
Rowdier readers are energized by reading, they set up synapse symphonies and cogitate from the page to the world through the heart-mind. It is not difficult to identify certain writings that simply are not suitable for some although the work is much appreciated by others. That’s my category, sexotic-erotic-graphic language in small peppery bursts. There is a transliteration when sexotic writing is considered tête-à-tête and it is my intent to be read head-to-head by people with busy vocabularies. I station myself on broadcast and you agree to transceive. You don’t have to accept everything but you entertain the ideas, give them a moment to take hold and move through. Curiosa is like catnip to such a reader.
Like all arts, there is the idea but then there must be a manifestation: a canvas, a carved stick, tangible and discrete as it is indexed for short term recall, the written word, a recorded speech, humming of a choir. For me it has been making books, it is the making of them that pleases me. In that way I am an old-school talent in an analog format for the print books, reluctantly digital for digital dissemination. Books are a tactile medium in the end, nuance is absorbed through the eyes and hands. I respect that. It’s a journey for me too (there’s history I haven’t told you) so things are always surprisingly connected. Overall, there are twelve narrative and engaging affordable volumes available online so far plus the fabrication continues. I’ve developed the art of setting you up with sexotic scenarios but I break away in time for you to have to finish the imagery. It’s subtle, it’s killer technique. (Oh, how I’ve studied!)
I didn’t build this body by accident; I carved a man out of a blob of waste-infused goo. Locked beneath the sheath of fat was a pugnacious fucker who finally took control. I hired Honey as a sex trainer, like I paid my cardio coach and my tennis instructor. She was soft and limber and ready to rock, frank and assessing as needed. Part coach, part sparring partner… bringing me to peak. She re-shaped my sexuality, brought it closer to my core, made me hold it there and grow it there. My fat-man sex never thrilled so the screaming success of my normal body was the greatest reward. The confidence-fueled fucking went on long enough and strong enough to finally experience the need to howl it out. Now I can slip up between her thighs and feel the cradle of her crotch coddle my bouncing balls.
I’m all about the squiggles of thought, the ~, <>, : ∞ that put the punctuational kaboom into the language to help you syncopate it. I know it seems like there are uneducated people clogging up the pipeline to – your bliss, your success, your redemption – but in fact your pace is your choice. The giddy liberty to think whatever you want is the ultimate freedom, the luxury of thoughts and feelings that come to a truly be-stilled being, soul awhirl. Consider this an opportunity provided by the publisher of Words Arranged by Kathleen K. because it is one way for you to stomp around a bit out in the Idea Fields. There has always been a flare of challenge in the presentation and the content of this adult-themed compendium that adds value if only reluctantly. When is something dirty and good, good and dirty? Who decides? First, judge the covers… then slip away to KathleenKBooks.com for more detail.
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Vivid family fiction for those who read
between, around and beyond the lines.
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